Merry christmas everyone and I hope you all have a happy new year. Heres a little something from me to you.
Thursday, December 25, 2008
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
My project car or there lack of......
I am trying to build a showcar out of my daily driver. I have a sound system and paint is almost done but the body work is what im needing. I got the idea of a lip kit and slamming the hell out of the car...(Lowering it for all of you who dont know.) But I guess I am goin to use this blog for many things and I am goin to post more but when my car is finished I will post it up here. By the way for you steeler haters out there WE ARE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL AND WINING IT TOO!!!!!
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Jesus was a ZOMBIE!!!!
So there I was haveing a conversation with a co-worker when this uptight UBER christian lady comes in and interups our deep conversation about zombie movies, and starts up with this rant about how jesus died for our sins....ect...ect...ect. Then she made the mistake of saying he came back from the dead, and this is where we pick up the conversation.
ME: So basically you mean to tell me that jesus is a zombie??
HER: NO!!! Im not say he was a zombie Im saying he came back to life to show us the error of our ways.
ME: Well what you said is that he died and came back to life. If by back to life you mean the reanimation of a dead corpse then yea, you took the long religious way of saying that your all mighty lord is in fact a ZOMBIE!!!!
HER: You are going to straight to hell, and I feel sorry for you.
ME: Well I will save you a seat because I heard you call that mexican gentelman a spic because he cant park. If I am not mistaken thats intolerence and Jesus was all for that.....Have a nice day.
The lady stormed out of the store saying somthing about we are a bunch of heathens and that she hopes we find god AND yaddie yaddie ya. So I guess the moral of the story is that jesus was/is a zombie, so the next time you bow your head to pray and you feel a little nibble dont worry its just jesus saveing/nawing at your flesh.
ME: So basically you mean to tell me that jesus is a zombie??
HER: NO!!! Im not say he was a zombie Im saying he came back to life to show us the error of our ways.
ME: Well what you said is that he died and came back to life. If by back to life you mean the reanimation of a dead corpse then yea, you took the long religious way of saying that your all mighty lord is in fact a ZOMBIE!!!!
HER: You are going to straight to hell, and I feel sorry for you.
ME: Well I will save you a seat because I heard you call that mexican gentelman a spic because he cant park. If I am not mistaken thats intolerence and Jesus was all for that.....Have a nice day.
The lady stormed out of the store saying somthing about we are a bunch of heathens and that she hopes we find god AND yaddie yaddie ya. So I guess the moral of the story is that jesus was/is a zombie, so the next time you bow your head to pray and you feel a little nibble dont worry its just jesus saveing/nawing at your flesh.
My throne.....Awaits
Hello blog world. I am here to take it over by storm. Little quips, rants and whatever else that happens in my day to day life. I am a daddy, a husband, and the "UNOFFICIAL KING OF THE GEEKS". I have been going to comic-con for about 6 years and have made quite a bit of freinds. I have a 2004 Scion xB and it is getting ready to be made over again!!!! My daughter is probally the most intelligent "almost 2 yearold" I have ever seen. And my wife is going to school for dental asst. then after that we are going to get her to hygenist school. I am very proud of her and her accomplishments. Now if you will please put your seats in the upright position and lock up your tray tables. This shits about to get bumpy.....
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